no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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