I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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