Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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