You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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