I cockslap morals
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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