Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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