Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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