Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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