My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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