I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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