she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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