oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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