i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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