OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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