did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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