i just had sex bonerless
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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