You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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