Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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