the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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