Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We talked him into tasing himself.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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