Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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