found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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