: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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