I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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