Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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