Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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