do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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