There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
worst night to have a conscience
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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