doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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