I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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