Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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