i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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