you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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