I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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