i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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