Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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