how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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