She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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