Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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