Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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