you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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