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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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