Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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