There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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