that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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