I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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