ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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