After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
