You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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