I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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