seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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