just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Randomize
