I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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