Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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