VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
