I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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