sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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